damn victorious

the other night, while out waaaaay too late on a schoolnight, adam took a break from some serious foosball playing to challenge da(m)n to a good old fashioned arm wrastle.

he wanted to avenge his previous loss.

would this be adam's time to shine?


preparing for the contest.

ready?
set?


GO!!!


da(m)n started off strong...


i thought it was going to be over in seconds.


somehow, adam held off da(m)n's finishing move at the very last moment...


it was heroic. da(m)n couldn't end it.

meanwhile.....


oh snap! adam comes back!

da(m)n acknowledges his rocky balboa-sized heart...


but quickly returns the favor.


about 40 seconds in, they are both still going strong.

but then...


...in one of the sassiest moves ever, da(m)n goes for his drink in mid-match.


would this be the moment of weakness that adam needs to gain some ground?

nope.


like spinach to Popeye, the beer fueled one of the most vicious endings to a match ever.

so fast that i couldn't even capture it on film....

it was over in a golden flash.

ladies and gentlemen, your winner, da(m)n crazy.