the dark landlord of evil
well, it finally happened. after four years of saying how cool my landlord is and how much i like her, i officially take it all back.
it's a long story, and i am just too lazy and cranky to type it all out, but the jist of it is that i (and my two roommates) now have to move from apartment 2L to apartment 2R. yep, we have to take all of our shit and move it ACROSS THE HALL. i know it sounds like that's not really that big of a deal, but it's a TOTAL pain in the ass. plus i like (sort of) where i am at now.
another bad thing? the other apartment is basically the reverse of where i am now. so everything that is on the left side of the room...my bed for example...will now be on the right hand side. it'll be kind of like living in some weird parallel universe. i can imagine myself bouncing into walls and doors that aren't there after waking up in the middle of the night on my way to the bathroom or whatever. goddammit.
my landlord is actually a small Polish landlady. she can barely understand english so it gets reeeeaaaaallllyyyy frustrating trying to explain logical concepts to her. like how goddamn stupid this whole move is.
anyways, enough ranting. i've got to go buy some bananas to stick into the tailpipe of her car.
well, it finally happened. after four years of saying how cool my landlord is and how much i like her, i officially take it all back.
it's a long story, and i am just too lazy and cranky to type it all out, but the jist of it is that i (and my two roommates) now have to move from apartment 2L to apartment 2R. yep, we have to take all of our shit and move it ACROSS THE HALL. i know it sounds like that's not really that big of a deal, but it's a TOTAL pain in the ass. plus i like (sort of) where i am at now.
another bad thing? the other apartment is basically the reverse of where i am now. so everything that is on the left side of the room...my bed for example...will now be on the right hand side. it'll be kind of like living in some weird parallel universe. i can imagine myself bouncing into walls and doors that aren't there after waking up in the middle of the night on my way to the bathroom or whatever. goddammit.
my landlord is actually a small Polish landlady. she can barely understand english so it gets reeeeaaaaallllyyyy frustrating trying to explain logical concepts to her. like how goddamn stupid this whole move is.
anyways, enough ranting. i've got to go buy some bananas to stick into the tailpipe of her car.
posted by anthony at 1:39 PM
6 Comments:
Don't forget the old sugar in the gas tank trick. That will really do some damage to a persons car.
What's the latest America's top nest top model news. Is Nicole still in?
moving totally sucks ass, so i understand. it's almost worse when you are crossing the hall, b/c it just feels like lifing and packing for not much payoff at all.
and how'd you like the debates? i think i've moved from being an "anyone but bush" supporter to a "for the most part Kerry" supporter.
no, no tony...you only say you like your apartment now because you have to leave. you said it sucked before. that sucks though, moving across the hall.
-anonymous
yeah, that's true...i am not in the most ideal living situation for sure. but just the thought of moving at this very moment is making me cranky. you know?
-not anonymous
yeah, i know.
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