ho-lee crap!
wow.

i am a bit flummoxed about what to say about last night's premiere of America's Next Top Model.

ok, here's something: these girls are BUSTED. some of them literally.

after they showed that one girl's disgusting bruised up legs over and over again (once even in slo-mo i think), i had to quit eating my awesome 7 layer dip.

who was in charge of picking this cycle? for realz.

there are, of course, a few good ones mixed in there. my heart loves mollie sue, but my brain tells me to watch out for the formidable nnenna (even though she looked WAY manly in a few of her pictures).

anyways, it goes without saying that it is great to have our ladies back.

i'll even forgive tyra for putting them in bald caps, giving me horrible, scary nightmares for what will probably be weeks to come:



early predictions?

-wendy is from New Orleans. she hasn't seen her father since the hurricane. there's no way she gets cut until the reunion episode.

-while beating poor, sad, confused (but totally Asian!) gina to death with her giant loud mouth, jade's penis will pop out of her shorts.

-until the day that she gets kicked off (episode 4, perhaps?) furonda will always make me think of TLC, specifically:


oh, and if you want to know where i am at 2:00 on thursdays, well this might help you out:

it is amazing.


oops, one more thing. if anyone out there is interested in joining the ANTM pool that my friend put together, let me know and i'll forward you the details.

or, you could just send your $10 entry fee directly to me since i plan on winning it for an unprecedented two times in a row.

until next wednesday...