dead cats, dead rats

actually i should say dead mouse.

in my apartment.

in the trapdoor hole in the closet of my roommate's bedroom.

which is directly next to mine.

giving the apartment a strange, but very particular smell.

the smell of old death.

holy moses.

i pray that one of you reading this knows of some chemical or method that will return me to the land of the sane.

i have been looking on the internet for a while now to no avail.

we were going to try to reach into the hole to see if we could grab it out, but seriously, who here is man enough to blindly reach into a dark, stinky hole with the hopes of touching (let alone grabbing) a decomposing mouse. (pleeeease god, let it just be a mouse....)

wait, you know who IS man enough?


that's right...Flash Gordon!

remember when he had to reach into those holes and inside one of them was that scary-ass poisonous scorpion thing?
right on brotha!

he'll save every one of us!