models on tv aren't going to make me any money

i should say that after last night's america's next top model, my chances of winning all of the money in the trans-american ANTM pool are getting slimmer.

here's how i guessed the final standings:

1st place: nicole (she is getting shakier with each episode)
2nd place: nik (there still may be hope for this)
3rd place: lisa (goddammit. she was eliminated last night)

i swear to god. if kim wins this time around, i will smash my tv. have they learned nothing from letting the booooring naima win last year? crap, i mean cycle?

this episode was mostly really dumb. especially the part about the paparazzi and the fake passport photo taker (who didn't see that one coming?). when are they going to learn how to actually do model-y things instead of all of this other nonsense? these are the important issues of the day.

please, janice dickinson, come back and restore order to this sinking ship before it's too late.


or maybe bringing in horatio sanz to reprise his role as nolé marin would help?